Funny Candle, Do Not Disturb Funny Frosted Glass Candle, 11oz, Fun Candle Gift, Time Alone Gift, Funny candle gift, Self Care,Sarcastic gift

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✨ Do Not Disturb Candle – Because People Are Exhausting ✨

Need a break from the endless notifications, awkward small talk, and unsolicited opinions? Introducing the Do Not Disturb Candle, your new best friend for reclaiming your peace, quiet, and sanity. Infused with the calming scent of sweet solitude, zero obligations, and a hint of “leave me alone”, this candle sets the perfect mood for disappearing (mentally, at least).

🔥 FRAGRANCE NOTES:
Top Notes: Blissful silence and fresh introversion.
Middle Notes: A sprinkle of self-care and zero expectations.
Base Notes: Cozy isolation and the faint whisper of canceled plans.

💨 PERFECT FOR:
Locking yourself in your room and pretending you're on vacation.
Avoiding your neighbor’s "quick chat" that lasts an hour.
Turning your home into a people-free zone (if only for a while).
Subtly hinting to your roommates that you need SPACE.

📏 CANDLE DETAILS:
Hand-poured with love (and an understanding of your introvert soul).
Long-lasting burn time – longer than your patience for social interactions.
Comes in a cute jar that doubles as a warning sign.

🎁 GIFT IT TO:
Yourself, because let’s be honest, you need it.
Your introverted friend who keeps “forgetting” to text back.
Your mom friends who haven't showered in days.
Anyone who understands the sacredness of alone time.

✨ Light it up, turn off your phone, and enjoy your well-deserved peace. ✨


.: Material: Coconut Soy Blended Wax
.: Color: Natural Off-White (No Dyes)
.: Unique wooden wick
.: Frosted glass vessel with raw maple lid
.: Size: 11oz Vessel & 9oz wax
.: Average burn time - 50 hours
.: Hand-poured in the USA
.: 9 Scents to choose from

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